Poster, 16 x 22 inches, sent rolled in a tube.

Originally included in Cabinet no. 20. Read Ernst Falzeder’s accompanying text, “Psychoanalytic Filiations.” If you would prefer to shop on Amazon, you can order the poster here.

During our latest once-a-decade cleaning of Cabinet magazine’s vast archive, an unmarked cardboard box fell off a high shelf, narrowly missing the head of a hardworking editor. 

Inside, we were delighted to discover a limited number of copies of Ernest Falzeder’s infamous Spaghetti Junction poster.

Long believed sold out, all previously known copies have, for years, been retentively squirreled away by obsessive fine art collectors, neurotic print magazine troglodytes, and truly hysterical aesthetes.

Now you, too, can join this venerable coterie by owning your very own copy of a singular work of intellectual history. Just imagine what your superego would say.

William Burroughs, Marilyn Monroe, Lou Andreas-Salomé, and Frank Sinatra are some of the figures who feature in the hand-drawn chart of analyst-patient relations. Freud sits in the middle of this vast network, which maps the history of psychoanalysis in the twentieth century.

The poster has many uses. It looks great above a couch. It can help you understand what’s actually wrong with you. If you squint, it may begin to look like your parents.

 Those who hesitate will have to wait an additional decade for another box to fall.